Noelle Stevenson somehow got an invite to a movie premiere, I guess because they needed to fill seats. Strangely the social anxiety that keeps her from answering emails doesn’t keep her from posing on the red carpet, although she looks as awkward as a dog caught shitting on the floor.
Anyway, despite her incredible privilege, being one of the chosen few to attend a Marvel movie premiere in LA, she manages to find something wrong with the whole thing.
Ya dumb slit, you’ve never seen an awards show? It’s ALL “sexism”! If you don’t like it, why the fuck were you there?
It’s almost as if women are illogical creatures, incapable of doing things that they know will upset them. But that would mean women are stupid, wouldn’t it? Gosh, I just don’t know why I keep arriving at that conclusion.
MOD 1: They whine about casual sexism but are suspiciously silent when it comes to divorce rape or the fact that there isn’t a single right that men have that women don’t also have, and in fact there are several rights women DO have that men do not, proving that the concept of casual sexism is in favor of women, not against them.
After all, she got a free trip to a movie premiere, and it CERTAINLY wasn’t because of her talent or because her comics are any good (because they’re dogshit which everyone knows), but because she has a vagina.














